I've begun my fake tan regiment

[thatgirlteresa]

I slather on the fake tan lotion with varying degrees of success, and I have thus far been satisfied with the results. Sure my tan is a little blotchy and streaky, but I'm no longer alabaster.  It's not like I tan all that evenly naturally anyway.

While watching wrestling today, though, my little fake tan suddenly seems so... insufficient. The tans that Mssrs. Triple H and Randy Orton are so dark! and orange! Both while they are being washed out by the lights of the big show.

Oh well. They look like freaks in real life though. Extremely muscular, tan, tall, handsome freaks, but freaks nonetheless.