Incredibly bored
Sep. 14th, 2007 01:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
160 q's
1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?:
Yes
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?:
Does that work? Cause maybe...
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?:
I don't actually think I own any. Maybe I should get a pair for the winter... Huh. Tempting thought. Thank you, random survey.
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?:
Not that I'm aware of.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?:
Children always find a reason to be embarrassed by their parents. But I hope I would be that exception.
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?:
No, I think it's disgusting
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?:
Yes
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?:
Often. I'm nosy like that.
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?:
I live within 5 miles of a CHAIN OF LAKES. And a couple others too. Minnesota rules~!
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?:
Not for everything. Like not for modeling. Also not even in relationships. It's the largest factor, but let's not lie--there needs to be some sort of physical attraction.
11. When someone says they love you, do you naturally want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?:
Probably, like when someone asks, "How are you?" and you respond, "Good. How are you?" Even if you don't care.
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?:
Not really. Doesn't stop me though.
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States?
I have probably an equal amount of respect for the both of 'em, but I with the US had more respect for the UN.
14. Is it conceited to consider oneself unique?:
No.
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?:
Well, it is nice to know that people care.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?:
Wow, old survey. I'm going to go with no, and not anytime in the near future either.
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?:
No.
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?:
After I smacked him upside the head, I would force him to help take care of the child, if the mom decided to keep it. If he didn't, he could find someplace else to live.
19. Are angels creepy?:
I like the idea of angels. I'm not religious, but still. They make me feel warm on the inside.
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?:
Naw, I think it's kind of sexy.
21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?:
Leopard
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?:
Yes, if I even dated them to begin with.
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?:
How is it hurt and how is its mood? You know... some injured dogs get all snarly and bite-y. I don't want to get bit. I'd probably call the police and let them know, though, so that they could call animal patrole or whomever is in charge.
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?:
Jesus! I don't like this survey much. I think another attack is inevitable, honestly.
25. Should a license be required to have children?:
Sometimes I think so...
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?:
If I was traveling alone, then I think probably so. Doesn't matter too much though. I'm not very talkative around strangers.
27. Do you come from a large family?:
No. My extended family is pretty large though.
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?:
Not on purpose, but I'm not offended if I see it on the ground.
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?:
Yes. So difficult that I just avoid saying no and then avoid future phone calls. I suck.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?:
Some.
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?:
No
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?:
It wouldn't change. My estimation of Hillary Clinton as a person AND a politician is not dependent on her marital status.
33. Do you ever run with scissors?:
No, but I do always carry them point down.
34. Have you done something illegal today?:
I broke the speed law. HAHAHA. I am a rebel.
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?:
both would have benefits and negatives
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assassinate Michael Moore?:
I wouldn't rule it out.
37. What song are you listening to at this very second?:
I'm watching Curb Your Enthusiasm
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?:
Pizza... yum.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?:
Wouldn't you then be more infamous?
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infalliable?:
I don't think he's infallible as it is.
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?:
I think so. Just try to get on an airplane without identification.
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?:
Yes, and it's a pretty good read. Sometimes it's way boring and sometimes I totally get her.
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?:
I'd be weary, but I'm generally pretty wary of my friends' partners as is.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?:
I'm not the biggest fan of chicken, but I would accept his fiddle of gold.
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?:
Not particularly, and I think most complaints are valid.
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?:
Some days.
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?:
No.
48. Do you view bandannas as gang symbols?:
I live in the country. No.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?:
No I've been so boring.
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?:
Georges St. Pierre
51. Are you a good storyteller?:
Eh, probably not
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?:
yes
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?:
no
54. Do puppies melt your heart?:
yes
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?:
No, but that doesn't mean I understand their choice
56. Are you a racist scumbag?:
no
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?: Did you succeed at failing? Or succeed the act of which you were doing?
why would you try to fail?
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?:
I wouldn't generalize like that. I would say many people are, but not American's as a whole group. that's ridiculous.
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?:
Probably, but I still worry about their protein intake.
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?:
Not particularly, but I will watch them when bored.
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?:
probably hell
62. Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?:
i doubt it...
63. Do you worry about food safety?:
not really.
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?:
Yes
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?:
No.
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?:
Not particularly.
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?:
Jesus, no. Just watch that Buffy episode.
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?:
Nah, they're just words
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?:
Both, or plain or in yogurt or with CREAM CHEESE DIP~!
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?:
I don't know enough hip hop songs to judge
71. Did you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?:
Nah, she's doing just fing.
72. Do certain swear words just roll of your tongue?:
Yes, I love cussing
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?:
Paper cuts
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?:
depends on who I'm hugging and how the hug is initiated. Probably one arm over the shoulder and one under the arm.
75. Do you use your mind enough?:
yeah
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?:
parrot
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?:
Yes, but I work with people with disabilities.
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?:
No
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?:
Occasionally.
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?:
No idea. I've never had him around the opposite sex to judge.
81. Would you like to be cloned?:
Nah.
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?:
I suppose. I can't think of a better name for me.
83. Were your parents born in the same decade?:
Yep
84. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?:
I used to
85. Were you a proud owner of a snap bracelet?:
Yes. it was yellow.
86. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?:
being single kind of sucks.
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?:
No.
88. Which is the better way to discipline a child:
Depends on age, crime committed, etc.
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?:
NO
90. Do you often forget what day it is?:
No
91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?:
I don't think so.
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?:
Not the entire album, sadly.
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?:
Reading.
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?:
Neither. Glorified rats.
95. Do you think animals have a religion?:
No.
96. Are you a powerful person?:
No
97. Do you think marriage would change who you are?:
I don't think so
98. Do you meddle in other peoples’ business?:
Nah, I just like to observe
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?:
no
100. Are you ever attracted to your teachers?:
My 9th grade science teacher was doable, and i would totally bang my current professor. He's hella hot and scholarly.
101. Do you think your parents have always been faithful to each other?:
Yes
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?:
No, that's how most people answer the phone.
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?:
No
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?:
Yes.
105. Do your eyes change colors from time to time?:
Nope
106. When you sit really still, can you feel your pulse?:
Yes
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?:
It's fast
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?:
yup. yum.
109. Have you ever encountered a rude person in a wheelchair?:
No
110. Are you often the last one to understand a joke?:
No, not often. But it is certainly not an unknown phenomenon.
111. Has your home been decorated by an interior designer?:
No, but I do watch a lot of HGTV if that counts.
112. Do you believe in reincarnation?:
No
113. Do you think the government was involved in 9/11?:
No. I think the government has done some atrocious stuff, but I think even 9/11 is way out of that realm.
114. Would you ever kiss someone with no teeth?:
Ish, no.
115. Do you wash your hair every day?:
Not usually.
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?:
This is the stupidest question of all time.
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?:
No, but I do believe that reading can help make the first experience less painful and/or surprising.
118. Do you have any gay friends?:
I have had gay friends, but we're not in touch or anything. I need to get me some gays.
119. Have you ever been to Stonehenge?:
No, but I'd really like to go.
120. Do you consider darts to be a sport?:
No.
121. Your first black eye: Did you give it or get it?:
I believe I got it. Some girl accidently kicked me when I got in her way while she was on the swing set at daycare.
122. Is it always better to be safe than sorry?:
More often than not, I adhere to this principle.
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?:
almost anywhere but the eyes. I've tried to get better at the eye-contact thing though.
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?:
I grew up surrounded by second-hand smoke, and I'm not a smoker.
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?:
Not a good one.
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?:
I'm watching Flashdance
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?:
Sometimes.
128. Do you think you’ll ever visit the Clinton Library?:
Possibly.
129. Do you emotionally hurt people on purpose?:
Not on purpose, and I feel awful if I do emotionally hurt them.
130. Would you date a minister?:
Probably not. He'd probably try to save me and chances are, he wouldn't put out. Bleh.
131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?:
Neither--the people I'm with are the focus of pictures. Probably in front of buildings and or landscapes.
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?:
No but i do think if they are violent, they should be put down for their own sake and the safety of people.
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?:
They did help me a bit. Not with tuition, but in numerous other ways.
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?:
They did drugs in the seventies, and yes, it was obvious.
135. Do you think people worry too much about being open-minded?:
I think there are plenty of people who should worry more about being open-minded. It's a good goal for people.
136. Are you offended when you see a visitor in your country wearing a crest of their flag?:
No, why would that be offensive?
137. Would you rather master one language, or learn two languages and be average in them both?:
The latter.
138. Do you think that Jesus was just a magician?:
No, I think he was a very nice man with a really good message.
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?:
WTF is 'freak dancing?'
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?:
No, I pretty much despise her.
141. Is your monthly cycle so regular that you always know which day you’re going to start?:
No, but I can usually tell by my eating habits and how often I want to cry.
142. Girls: Do you care that when you cry, your mascara runs?:
If I'm not wearing waterproof mascara, yes. Usually I'm not wearing mascara though, so it's not a big deal.
143. Guys: Do you get all soft when you see a girl crying?:
I know that I usually get all soft when I see a guy crying...
144. Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America?:
I haven't cared about professional baseball since the millionaires went on strike in the 90s.
145. Should America get rid of the electoral college?:
Yeah, I think we're at the point where we could use a popular vote for the elction of the president.
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?:
She's an okay singer, but she's not spectacular by any means. "I'm sick of rumors startin...." LOL
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?:
Alone, after I've been around other creative people to inspire me.
148. Does every family have a crazy uncle, or is it just mine?:
Crazy people are everywhere.
149. Do you like green bean casserole?:
I think it's a waste of perfectly delicious green beans.
150. Have you ever smuggled anything in to America?:
I've never left America. :(
151. Do you like to play dominos?:
Not really.
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?:
Depends on whether I'm drunk and how forceful I'm being.
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?:
Yes.
154. Do brain teasers make you feel dumb?:
Only if I don't get them
155. Did you ever have an Easy Bake Oven?:
No.
156. Do you enjoy fishing?:
Yes. It's not so much the catching of the fish that I find appealing, it's more the sitting on the lake in the sun in the summer part I enjoy. Sigh.
157. Do you think the Egyptians could have used wind to build the Pyramids?:
I think they used slaves.
158. Beef or pork?:
Ooh, tough choice. I may have to go with pork.
159. Was this survey random enough for you?:
Not too bad.
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?
Probably.